Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Was there no better thought in your head,
Than to simply buy a card that says “I love you”?
Let me start out by saying I like Valentine’s Day. I always have. Perhaps it’s because it is a day when people give you candy, and I was a fat child. However, as years go by, this holiday is getting more and more unbearable. It’s not because of the commercials and not because of the candy (I apparently still have a problem), but rather it is the Valentine’s Day cards.
I know that there are people who are paid to phrase things in ways that most of us can’t on our own. The...